Stalling for Time

For Tom

Mon, 26 Nov 2007 05:17:14 GMT

Yeaah hi.. this is-

...

alright, I got the email. I'll update soon.

<3

Ode to Gao

Mon, 09 Jul 2007 03:30:04 GMT

Wow, today was tight. I finally had time to sit around and just do some shiz. Good times.

I'd like to point out that seeing Transformers with Alex is easily the most fun I have had in ... a very, very long time. It was just like ... uber-geeky-awesomeness.

I'm Cuddly!

Tue, 26 Dec 2006 04:34:12 GMT

When Joe Smith gave me his livejournal password, i for one was frightend because my name was part of it.
Now why would joe smith use my name..? I would geuss he would use JollyMan.... or Hotandheavyxxx.. something out of the ordinary.
I'm sure you would agree.

I was just thinking about what i would be like if i didnt know Joe Smith.
I definitely would not be ok with people patting me on the butt, not that people do.. but if they did.. it would almost feel normal.
but maybe its only ok when Joe does it..i'm not to sure.
I probably would tell people to be happy, not jolly.. decreasing the amount of wierd looks i get.
Oh and the lovely text messages saying "What are you wearing....? ;)" what would i do without those?
It's Christmas and i got an easy bake oven... time to cook. : )

.... washington girl...

Sat, 02 Sep 2006 17:03:31 GMT

Monday/Wednesday/Friday:
                    9:00   AM - 9:50 AM: Mass Communications
                    10:00 AM - 10:50 AM: Computer Science

Monday Only:
                    11:00 AM - 11:50 AM: Computer Science Lab
                    12:00 PM - 12:20 PM: (Mandatory) Freshman Counselor Appointment


Tuesday/Thursday:
                   9:00   AM - 11:50 AM: Foundation Course in Drawing
                   1:00   PM - 3:50 PM: Foundation Course in Design

Friday Only:
                   1:00   PM - 3:50 PM: Root of Modern Ideology

http://www.1up.com/do/newsStory?cId=3153382

Markin Schmarkin

Fri, 16 Jun 2006 15:33:29 GMT

I would say I'll make this a quick post and write more later, but we all know that won't happen.

In Summary:

I have no idea what my mother does all day. When my old man left, I took on the added responsibilities of being a father to my siblings, which is pretty much the same as an older brother with more handy man jobs. But lately, my mother doesn't seem to be doing anything except mumble about my father, yell at me for being uncaring and causing the divorce, making me calm her down after she gets mad at Michelle and/or Vanessa (my sisters) for apparently no true reason (she started screeching at Vanessa when she asked if her friends could come over once...), pretend to do some sort of budgeting/divorce paperwork, and surf americansingles.com or something. (note to the ladies: don't EVER use that site. Sometimes when I've gone on her computer to fix something for her, she's kept some of the windows open. there are NO hot guys on there)

So this pretty much means I get to be a mother too. Vacuuming, laundry (my sisters do most of it though), dishes, trash cans (one of my old jobs), picking up/dropping off my sisters everywhere, buying groceries (yes, it's gotten to the point where the Smith household no longer has edible food, so I have to buy food. for those of you that know how much I eat, and that i'll eat pretty much everything, that should mean something.), and tucking in my sisters at night (which I don't mind doing in the least, so you know).

You'd think that'd be enough; but ohhh no. not for Joe. (rhyme sorta intended) This is the second important note for the ladies: don't play hard to get ... if you already ARE hard to effing get. If a man tells you, "I'll get you out of class and we can go hang out for a bit, because we won't have another opprotunity to see each other for several weeks"

You don't say, "no, I need to go back to the class that finished taking its final. So we're just going to be sitting around talking and throwing paper airplanes or something." As you're wrapping yourself around him and trying to kiss him, while he's backing away telling you to stop.

Now, I really hope there's a valid reason for this, because I don't have time to play games like that. You play 'hard to get' to make someone want you (or to lead them on). But if they already want you, you shouldn't do that too often. Like every other day for the past week. Because they'll get really pissed off and never speak to you again. And I don't get pissed, let alone angry, easily.

Anyways...

Here's what my rough schedule was:

06/15/06
8:00 AM - Milo (my new Jack Russel puppy) tries to ambush me by running into my room and leaping onto my bed. after he runs through the sprinklers. thank heavens I heard him coming and woke up in time. It's a good thing he's so cute, or I may have had to lay the smack down. (hm. that sounds familiar. *glances to above paragraph)

9:00 AM to 2:49 PM - Working on Hahn/Canyon visits for transcripts

2:53 - Go with Alex to turn in Hahn

3:00 - Fred Kelly

4:00 Graduation

6:30 - Go home, get yelled at by mother because the checking account is empty. (I gave her $400 to write me a check for Chapman housing, and she still hasn't written me the check.) Why she's yelling at me is beyond anyone's reckoning. Thank heavens this really awesome friend of my mom's is there, and she's pretty much an older, female version of me. Thank heavens she doesn't have to worry about hurting my mom's feelings, so she can tell her she's being preposterous.

7:00 Tayor Mackay's graduation party

9:30 - Grad Night. Realize my mother never actually signed the permission slips, even though she promised to take care of it.

10:00 - Grad Night. (For real, this time.)

06/16/06

6:00 - School

6:15 - Gym (lifted upper)

7:00 Home

7:15 - dropped vanessa off at crescent (she needs to help set up for her promotion since she's on student council)

7:25 - shower

8:30 - finished typing this jargon

APPROXIMATIONS

8:45 - Vanessa's 6th Grade Promotion

9:30 - Get check from mother

10:30 - Drop off Housing stuff at Chapman

11:00 - Call Guitar Center to replace effects pedal/Call El Rancho because my mother never signed up Vanessa for Bridge.

12:00 - no idea, but probably something ridiculous ~_~

This probably has grammatical/spelling errors that would make me cringe, but I've gotta get going. Maybe I'll go for 72 hours without sleep.

P.S. - Finally started using podcasts recently. They're sweet. Highly recommended. Ask me if you want a few good ones.

Mon, 13 Mar 2006 19:48:52 GMT

jacked from kpho.

Your dating personality profile:

Wealthy/Ambitious - You know what your goals are and you pursue them vigourously. Achieving success is important to you.
Liberal - Politics matters to you, and you aren't afraid to share your left-leaning views. You would never be caught voting for a conservative candidate.
Big-Hearted - You are a kind and caring person. Your warmth is inviting, and your heart is a wellspring of love.

Your date match profile:

Intellectual - You seek out intelligence. Idle chit-chat is not what you are after. You prefer your date who can stimulate your mind.
Athletic - You aren't looking for a couch potato. You seek someone who is active and who keeps her body in top shape.
Big-Hearted - You want someone compassionate, someone gentle and kind. A loving, nurturing person will fill that hole in your life.

Your Top Ten Traits

1. Wealthy/Ambitious
2. Liberal
3. Big-Hearted
4. Athletic
5. Sensual
6. Adventurous
7. Outgoing
8. Intellectual
9. Stylish
10. Traditional

Your Top Ten Match Traits

1. Intellectual
2. Athletic
3. Big-Hearted
4. Sensual
5. Adventurous
6. Practical
7. Outgoing
8. Traditional
9. Stylish
10. Romantic

Take the Online Dating Profile Quiz at Dating Diversions

frick.

Wed, 01 Mar 2006 05:39:24 GMT

...

I'm seriously turning this in.

Tue, 14 Feb 2006 05:44:19 GMT

Psych CH 9 T/F

1. Memory storage is never automatic; it always takes effort
F – Intrinsic and Extrinsic Memory. There are people out there with a very strange type of amnesia. These poor kids cannot make new memories. Example: One guy was asked to do the Towers of Hanoi puzzle. He had already done it several times before, but thought that he had never seen it. He kept saying how hard it was going to be, but completed it in only a few moments. His extrinsic memory, or what he consciously remembered, was absolutely no good. However, his body remembered, enabling him to quickly complete the puzzle.

2. When people go around a circle saying their names, their poorest memories are for what was said by the person just before them
T- They focus on preparing what they will say. People get nervous and rehearse what they're going to do, ignoring the person in front of them. If you’re ever in this situation, I highly recommend just going up to the person afterward and ask for their name again, just in case. But if you’re shy, you can just ignore them and pray you never speak to them again. But if she’s really cute, you really should already have her number. I mean … um … … NEXT QUESTION PLEASE.

3. Memory aids (for example, those that use imagery & devices for organization) are no more useful than simple rehearsal of info
False - Think of the activities we did in class. The kids that thought of an image to go along with a sentence had a much higher memorization percentage than us poor saps that just kept repeating the sentences. That one, bun, two, shoe thing actually works too. That was so trippy. Thanks for telling us there were only 12 things too Mr. Dale. Goodness.

4. Few people have any type of photographic memory
False - Darn people and their memory skills ... Photographic memories are so pro. If you've ever heard "he'll never forget a face," this is when it comes into play. Alex just mentioned something about the serial position effect. The serial position effect is when someone remembers the first and last items on a list. How this has anything to do with photographic memory, I have no idea.

5. Although out capacity for storing info is large, we are still limited in the number of permanent memories we can form
F- Total bologna. We may get dimmer, but your brain can store soooo much, it's ridiculous. Although some scien-- Actually, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's Sherlock Holmes made this assumption. He thought that a mind was like an attic, which could be filled eventually, it is actually like a REALLY REALLY big attic. So big, you won't fill it up. Of course, it'll get really messy. Just like my car was before I cleaned it. *pats self on back*

6. Our experiences are etched on our brain, just as the grooves on a record receive & retain recorded messages
F - I almost didn't remember that. This is entirely false. As much as we might like our memories to be infallible, they are not. If you recall hearing about Clarence Thomas' (Supreme Court Justice) Senate Hearing, he was getting charged with sexual harassment. The woman described it quite clearly, but Thomas also described it with equal clarity. It could be that both parties remembered the same incident entirely differently. (It did occur several years earlier, so I suppose you can't blame them. *shrug* crazy government officials ....) For something more personal, you may not remember hearing your mother telling you to take out the trash, but dang does she remember. Or … at least she says she remembers … *grumble mumble*

7.

DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT DRINK, HAVE NOT HAD A DRINK, AND DON’T PLAN ON DRINKING AN ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE. I think I’m crazy enough already. <3

When people learn something while intoxicated, they recall it best when again intoxicated
T - WTF. Nigga, I don't even know the answer to this one. HOWEVER. From what I’ve seen, people don't remember SHIT. To those who have experienced blackouts the day after, you know that the night before must’ve been crazy, but not much else. Also, how many times do you get drunk and say, "OH DUDE. I JUST REMEMBERED. LAST TIME I GOT SHITFACED I.... *insert random thing about streaking with women/throwing light switch raves/burying a corndog for later use*"*(thanks to Alex for the rave and tom for the corndog.) Alex just reminded me about the whole "situational" thing. If someone memorizes something underwater (there was a group of divers being experimented on) they'll remember it best underwater. That's why it's better to take tests in the class you learned stuff in. (Though that never helps me any ...)

*shrug* you make the call. I'm not actually looking in the book, except for what I wrote for #9 and #10.

8. The hour before sleep is a good time to commit info to memory
T- Indeed. NOT the MOMENT before sleep, because your brain shuts down. About an hour is good, and the sleep helps compile your memory. I usually read before I fall asleep, so I sometimes have to backtrack in the novel a little to try to remember what in heavens name is going on. Also, Sandesh said he tried studying an hour before going to bed, and he did pretty well on his psych quiz if I recall correctly.

9. How confident eye witnesses are about what they saw is an important predictor of their accuracy
F- Bologna. If you've seen "My Cousin Vinnie," a movie about two guys charged with stealing a car, each of those eyewitnesses were entirely certain of what they saw, but it was proven that they could not be entirely sure of what they thought they knew for sure. (Sentence made confusing on purpose.) (For example, this poor old lady thought she saw the two thieves at 100 yards, but she couldn't even tell how many fingers someone was holding up at 10 ft or yards.)
EXACT BOOK QUOTE - "Confident may be the most persuasive, but not neccesarily the most accurate."
ALSO – SEE #6.

10. Children, typically will repress any memory of having seen one of their parents being murdered
F -

Book Answer:

In a 1995 study performed by psychologist Linda Meyer Williams, 129 women who were reported to have experienced childhood sexual abuse (sexual intercourse or fondling) were interviewed. Of those, 49 victims, or 38% did not spontaneously recall the specific recorded incident of their own abuse, though most did recall experiencing other sexual traumas.
Although a heatedly debated topic, current evidence points to not repression, but firm etching in the mind. In 1647, Balthasar Gracian put it best, "The things we remember best ... are those better forgotten."

Joe Answer:
Bruce Wayne never repressed shit. Come on, the guy's a freaking hardass. Lucky kid ... being taught by ninjas ... *jealous face*.

Sun, 08 Jan 2006 08:21:44 GMT

Thanks so much everyone for coming to the surprise pary! it was really awesome, thanks to sandesh for coordinating everything, and to everyone who helped out! i'll post pics when i'm not out of it.

KrNRiCeBoi29: is anyone still at your house
XTreme Skater777: rubby
KrNRiCeBoi29: robby?
KrNRiCeBoi29: lol
KrNRiCeBoi29: tell him that he owes me a blowjob
KrNRiCeBoi29: a real one.
XTreme Skater777: "get it from a dog"
KrNRiCeBoi29: Yeah, taht's why I'm asked him in the first place
KrNRiCeBoi29: See, I think things through :-)
KrNRiCeBoi29: Come on Robby, come here boy~~
XTreme Skater777: haha
XTreme Skater777: we both must say
XTreme Skater777: that was damn good
XTreme Skater777: lol
KrNRiCeBoi29: lol
KrNRiCeBoi29: haha
KrNRiCeBoi29: I love you robby
KrNRiCeBoi29: a little too much for the sake of my health

Tenka222 (11:58:30 PM): i never told u the story behind the retarded booklets
XTreme Skater777 (12:02:07 AM): haha
XTreme Skater777 (12:02:08 AM): DOO IT
XTreme Skater777 (12:02:09 AM): lol
Tenka222 (12:02:15 AM): ok
Tenka222 (12:02:25 AM): so me and chris go into borders
Tenka222 (12:02:29 AM): to find your gift
Tenka222 (12:02:44 AM): and while we are cruising around, we see these booklets
Tenka222 (12:02:49 AM): and theyre free
Tenka222 (12:02:53 AM): so we take a few
Tenka222 (12:02:59 AM): but then i was all like
Tenka222 (12:03:13 AM): wouldnt it be funny if we had a whole butt load to give joe?
Tenka222 (12:03:24 AM): so we take half, buy your present and leave
Tenka222 (12:03:33 AM): but on the way out, chris was all like
XTreme Skater777 (12:03:42 AM): haha
XTreme Skater777 (12:03:43 AM): no way
Tenka222 (12:03:44 AM): we mite as well complete it and take them all
Tenka222 (12:03:49 AM): so we sneak back in
Tenka222 (12:03:52 AM): and take the rest
Tenka222 (12:03:58 AM): and on teh way to your house
Tenka222 (12:04:10 AM): we were like, shoot, how are we gonna wrap it?
Tenka222 (12:04:20 AM): so i was like, how about with a paper bag from vons?
Tenka222 (12:04:27 AM): so we go to vons
XTreme Skater777 (12:04:30 AM): no way
Tenka222 (12:04:35 AM): and we dont know if we can get a bag fro free
XTreme Skater777 (12:04:36 AM): so you bought freaking apple sauce
Tenka222 (12:04:41 AM): so we buy apple sauce
Tenka222 (12:04:45 AM): yea!!!!
Tenka222 (12:04:46 AM): hahahahha
Tenka222 (12:05:01 AM): u know u love ouur genius

XTreme Skater777 (12:11:17 AM): dang it chris
XTreme Skater777 (12:11:25 AM): you have to mention edible underwear, don't you
eludinglogic19 (12:11:31 AM): what
eludinglogic19 (12:14:29 AM): i didnt do anything
XTreme Skater777 (12:14:56 AM): uh huh
eludinglogic19 (12:15:52 AM): ok
eludinglogic19 (12:15:58 AM): so it might have slipped a little
XTreme Skater777 (12:18:37 AM): just you wait until i wear it
XTreme Skater777 (12:18:41 AM): and something slips a little
eludinglogic19 (12:18:49 AM): ha ha ha ha
eludinglogic19 (12:18:52 AM): HA HAHA HAHAH
eludinglogic19 (12:18:55 AM): OMGOSH

Thu, 29 Dec 2005 07:50:32 GMT

As I stated earlier, I can't believe I'm only 18. The other day, I had a junior say I looked like an "old man."

"I mean, look at you! You're all hunched over! And... you're reprimanding freshman for having so much energy!"

Aw well. Darn young whippersnappers. Thanks to Tom/Travis for bringing me lunch and playing Guitar Hero, and thanks to Sandesh for being himself and owning at Shadow of the Colossus. Merry Christmas everyone, don't forget your winter break homework!

<3

Wed, 21 Dec 2005 07:35:22 GMT

oh dang. i'm gonna be 18 in 8 days. i feel so much older. aw well, i dun care, i do what i want.

hooray for psych being done. thanks sandesh + alex for helping me bs it.

speaking of psych, i got freud's The Ego and the Id for the EC thingy. not too shabby so far.

i'm also re-reading james clavell's shogun. i cannot reccomend it enough.

after practice at 8 AM today, i deliriously fall into bed and take a nap. about two hours later, tom and kurtis come to my house, attack me, and tell me to go weight lifting. several adventures occur. dear heavens.

i needa get a few more xmas gifts for people then i should be done.

kitchen is still being remodeled, but at least the new fridge finally works.

my aim convos are ridiculous:

xBeautifulxxSoul (10:11:42 PM): why are guys so immature haha
XTreme Skater777 (10:11:46 PM): well
XTreme Skater777 (10:11:47 PM): see
XTreme Skater777 (10:11:48 PM): like
XTreme Skater777 (10:11:57 PM): it's not our fault
XTreme Skater777 (10:12:07 PM): there was this scientific study
XTreme Skater777 (10:12:13 PM): performed by sigmund freud
XTreme Skater777 (10:12:16 PM): in 1921
XTreme Skater777 (10:12:23 PM): that actually analyzed this fact
XTreme Skater777 (10:12:32 PM): and determined that the reason boys, and thus men
XTreme Skater777 (10:12:35 PM): are so immature
XTreme Skater777 (10:13:05 PM): is that they develop what is known as the "parenthetical apparatus"
XTreme Skater777 (10:13:18 PM): (i'm reading one of freud's books for the psych extra credit)
xBeautifulxxSoul (10:13:29 PM): lol
XTreme Skater777 (10:13:32 PM): this, "apparatus" if you will
xBeautifulxxSoul (10:13:43 PM): im like wow. i love how i ask you a question and you get all smart one me
XTreme Skater777 (10:13:51 PM): leads them to act based on notions of dignity and honor
XTreme Skater777 (10:13:53 PM): however
XTreme Skater777 (10:14:00 PM): once they begin to interact with women
xBeautifulxxSoul (10:14:06 PM): oh no
XTreme Skater777 (10:14:09 PM): at about age 13
xBeautifulxxSoul (10:14:45 PM): because
xBeautifulxxSoul (10:14:51 PM): at work
xBeautifulxxSoul (10:14:52 PM): today
xBeautifulxxSoul (10:14:58 PM): i wanted to shoot this one guy
xBeautifulxxSoul (10:15:07 PM): he was being such an idoit
xBeautifulxxSoul (10:15:10 PM): idiot*
XTreme Skater777 (10:17:03 PM): sry about the wait
XTreme Skater777 (10:17:04 PM): anyways
XTreme Skater777 (10:17:06 PM): so
XTreme Skater777 (10:17:09 PM): they meet women
XTreme Skater777 (10:17:19 PM): and see how underhanded and dirty/backstabbing they are
XTreme Skater777 (10:17:28 PM): so our fragile minds shatter
XTreme Skater777 (10:17:37 PM): thus developing any number of different psychoses
XTreme Skater777 (10:17:45 PM): i, for example
XTreme Skater777 (10:17:49 PM): was so horrifed by women
XTreme Skater777 (10:17:54 PM): i turned bihomosexual
xBeautifulxxSoul (10:18:23 PM): lol
XTreme Skater777 (10:18:26 PM): so
XTreme Skater777 (10:18:28 PM): there you have it
xBeautifulxxSoul (10:18:30 PM): but seriously
XTreme Skater777 (10:18:33 PM): seriously
xBeautifulxxSoul (10:18:35 PM): like today at work
XTreme Skater777 (10:18:38 PM): yep
XTreme Skater777 (10:18:42 PM): you shattered his mind
XTreme Skater777 (10:18:45 PM): poor, poor man ...

yes, that is complete BS. who AM i?!

anyways, i'm so out of it, yay for shogun.

Wed, 30 Nov 2005 22:17:37 GMT

toldja i'd get it in on time.

thanks sandesh for keeping me company and skipping hahn with me.

<3

Tom's AIM Convos

Tue, 29 Nov 2005 05:01:05 GMT

Same format as the last one. (which has been updated rather recently, btw.) these convos... could get pretty weird, so read at your own peril.
Example:

Tom: Joe, did you just touch my ass?
Joe: Tom, from where I'm standing, that would be a physical impossibility.
Tom: Joe ... you're standing right behind me ...

End Example.

Yeah yeah, we don't really talk only on tuesday, alright? goodness ...

01/24/07

[06:30:18] bipolartendencys: the away message that will pop up below this is exactly how everyone should think. HYAH!
[06:30:18] *** Auto-response sent to bipolartendencys: I'm going to assume that my injuries are healed up by now. and if not... ah well. I do what I want. <3
[07:12:25] XTreme Skater777: hahahaha
[07:12:25] *** Auto-response from bipolartendencys: going up to travis's house to study calc.
[07:12:28] XTreme Skater777: atta boy
[07:12:51] XTreme Skater777: the away message that is above this is exactly how everyone should think
[07:15:45] XTreme Skater777: TOM
[07:15:46] XTreme Skater777: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1695088543914137284&q=physics&hl=en
[07:15:49] XTreme Skater777: DO THIS IN HAHN
[07:15:55] XTreme Skater777: AND YOU'LL BE FOREVER REMEMBERED
(P.S. - Tom, I never told you I put this in here. it's 7:35, and you're still not back. so I figured I'd get it in now, and not have to worry about forgetting. <3)

11/19/2006

[08:52:16] bipolartendencys: you need to write in your livejournal again
[08:52:27] XTreme Skater777: haha
[08:52:30] XTreme Skater777: yeah
[08:52:33] XTreme Skater777: i really should
[08:52:34] bipolartendencys: i just read most of it
[08:52:36] XTreme Skater777: i've realized
[08:52:39] XTreme Skater777: ...
[08:52:40] XTreme Skater777: oh gosh
[08:52:45] XTreme Skater777: i see you like my writing style
[08:52:51] XTreme Skater777: i've realized
[08:52:56] bipolartendencys: or I dislike college apps?
[08:53:02] bipolartendencys: continue
[08:53:04] XTreme Skater777: that i don't really create my own posts and such
[08:53:07] XTreme Skater777: (that too)
[08:53:16] XTreme Skater777: i just comment on other people's jargon
[08:53:20] XTreme Skater777: (it makes them feel special)
[08:53:25] bipolartendencys: haha
[08:53:31] bipolartendencys: yeah i suppose
[08:53:50] bipolartendencys: i have to go to basketball tomorrow
[08:53:56] bipolartendencys: for the first time
[08:54:03] bipolartendencys: in my last season
[08:54:09] XTreme Skater777: you
[08:54:10] XTreme Skater777: and i
[08:54:12] XTreme Skater777: are running
[08:54:15] XTreme Skater777: in the off season
[08:54:21] XTreme Skater777: translation:
[08:54:25] XTreme Skater777: whenever you get the chance
[08:54:27] bipolartendencys: you mean after track?
[08:54:28] XTreme Skater777: and want to get in a run
[08:54:31] XTreme Skater777: i'm with you
[08:54:34] XTreme Skater777: during the winter
[08:54:40] bipolartendencys: not so much
[08:54:45] XTreme Skater777: mrah ...
[08:54:46] XTreme Skater777: =/
[08:54:52] bipolartendencys: i cant do two sports at once
[08:55:02] bipolartendencys: i learned this fromtrial and ERROR
[08:55:04] XTreme Skater777: yeah
[08:55:06] XTreme Skater777: *sigh*
[08:55:13] XTreme Skater777: i'm kinda BSing crew + running
[08:55:14] XTreme Skater777: well
[08:55:16] XTreme Skater777: i was
[08:55:22] XTreme Skater777: but then i had to cut way back on my running
[08:55:35] XTreme Skater777: 10 miles + 15k =/= well-rested
[08:55:50] bipolartendencys: haha
[08:56:17] bipolartendencys: it took so long to read through all of our aim convos
[08:56:20] XTreme Skater777: so i know what you're saying
[08:56:21] XTreme Skater777: hahaha
[08:56:22] XTreme Skater777: gosh
[08:56:26] XTreme Skater777: some of those are so good
[08:56:28] bipolartendencys: i think i have the vast majority
[08:56:34] XTreme Skater777: yeah
[08:56:37] XTreme Skater777: i concur
[08:56:42] bipolartendencys: yeah they were
[08:56:51] bipolartendencys: what happened to all of the other ones
[08:56:52] bipolartendencys: ?
[08:56:58] bipolartendencys: of everyone else
[08:57:26] XTreme Skater777: whaddya mean?
[08:57:31] XTreme Skater777: they should be there
[08:57:37] bipolartendencys: ill check again
[08:58:56] bipolartendencys: oh i had to hit the go earlier button
[08:59:11] XTreme Skater777: ah
[08:59:13] XTreme Skater777: yes
[09:01:41] XTreme Skater777: Tom: I need a good idea for a film
Joe: Big Boobies Vol. 43
Tom: that Chris and I can make
Joe: oh
Joe: damn
Tom: yeah...about that
Tom: Taylor and Joe duke it out over who has the real C cup
Tom: i mean
Joe: the winner gets Tom
Joe: the loser gets Chris?
Tom: ...
Tom: exactly
Tom: *wink*
Tom: i mean
Tom: ...
[09:01:52] bipolartendencys: yeah i read that one
[09:02:00] bipolartendencys: im down on feb 22
[09:02:02] XTreme Skater777: that was a ood 'un
[09:02:12] XTreme Skater777: Adrienne: PORKY MY BUTT
Joe: well .. yes, actually. that was the point of the whole statement.
[09:02:15] XTreme Skater777: muahahaha
[09:02:20] bipolartendencys: yeah
[09:02:22] bipolartendencys: haha
[09:02:23] bipolartendencys: brb
[09:02:36] bipolartendencys: i have to get my basketball things together
[09:02:46] XTreme Skater777: kk
[09:02:49] XTreme Skater777: i'll miss you
[09:05:09] bipolartendencys: thanks
[09:05:26] bipolartendencys: reading these kinda makes me nostalgic for the old days
[09:05:43] XTreme Skater777: i know
[09:05:44] bipolartendencys: Chris C: i hate you
Joe: I love you too.
Chris C: no
Chris C: you can die
Joe:
[09:05:46] XTreme Skater777: *sigh*
[09:05:47] XTreme Skater777: hahahahaha
[09:05:48] XTreme Skater777: yes
[09:05:49] XTreme Skater777: =D
[09:21:57] bipolartendencys: ok, i think i still have the mojority
[09:21:59] bipolartendencys: ...
[09:22:06] bipolartendencys: what were we doing!?!?
[09:34:33] XTreme Skater777: Dan: nah, you're 50% gay, 50% bi.
Dan: add the straightness anywhere that fits in the ratio
Joe: WTF?! haha. wait a second ... that means I'm ...
Dan: yeah, you're bihomosexual
Dan: the first of its kind
Dan: You prefer men, but you'd do both sexes

[09:34:39] XTreme Skater777: the defining moment
[09:34:56] bipolartendencys: i read that and i thought the exact same thing
[09:35:04] bipolartendencys: its like the definition of your life
[09:35:17] bipolartendencys: its quitisentially joe smith
[09:37:21] bipolartendencys: i have read the entire page
[09:37:26] bipolartendencys: it was ridiculous
[09:37:34] bipolartendencys: i dont regret a word
[09:37:36] XTreme Skater777: so did i
[09:37:39] XTreme Skater777: neither do i
[09:37:40] XTreme Skater777: well
[09:37:42] XTreme Skater777: some words
[09:37:43] XTreme Skater777: maybe
[09:37:45] bipolartendencys: haha
[09:37:51] XTreme Skater777: but not really
[09:37:55] bipolartendencys: yeah
[09:38:36] bipolartendencys: gay joes are a dying breed at canyon
[09:38:41] bipolartendencys: sad as it is.
[09:38:46] bipolartendencys: jokes*
[09:38:48] bipolartendencys: haha
[09:38:53] bipolartendencys: it works both ways
[09:38:55] bipolartendencys: whatever
[09:39:02] bipolartendencys: i have to go
[09:39:06] bipolartendencys: see you later
[09:39:07] XTreme Skater777: kk
[09:39:11] XTreme Skater777: stay jolly
[09:39:12] XTreme Skater777: as always
[09:39:14] XTreme Skater777: i miss you

01/03/2006

XTreme Skater777 (4:35:21 PM): tom
bipolartendencys (4:35:24 PM): yea
XTreme Skater777 (4:35:35 PM): say you love me
bipolartendencys (4:35:42 PM): no
bipolartendencys (4:35:45 PM): ...
XTreme Skater777 (4:35:47 PM): trust me
XTreme Skater777 (4:35:48 PM): do it
XTreme Skater777 (4:35:53 PM): and you will be rewarded
bipolartendencys (4:35:53 PM): ...
XTreme Skater777 (4:35:59 PM): with a glimpse of the future
bipolartendencys (4:36:00 PM): i dont like rewards
XTreme Skater777 (4:36:05 PM): tom
XTreme Skater777 (4:36:09 PM): trust me on this one
bipolartendencys (4:36:17 PM): i trust myself?
XTreme Skater777 (4:36:25 PM): do it tom
XTreme Skater777 (4:36:27 PM): DOOO ITTT
bipolartendencys (4:36:36 PM): i lov....i cant
XTreme Skater777 (4:37:03 PM): tom
XTreme Skater777 (4:37:06 PM): trust me
XTreme Skater777 (4:37:10 PM): just do it
XTreme Skater777 (4:37:15 PM): you're almost there
bipolartendencys (4:37:44 PM): never
bipolartendencys (4:37:47 PM): i dont curr
XTreme Skater777 (4:37:49 PM): tom
XTreme Skater777 (4:37:51 PM): fine
bipolartendencys (4:37:51 PM): i do what i want
XTreme Skater777 (4:37:55 PM): say i like me
bipolartendencys (4:38:03 PM): you like you?
XTreme Skater777 (4:38:05 PM): wait
XTreme Skater777 (4:38:05 PM): ...
XTreme Skater777 (4:38:07 PM): dang it
XTreme Skater777 (4:38:09 PM): you like me
bipolartendencys (4:38:28 PM): i do
bipolartendencys (4:38:30 PM): ?
XTreme Skater777 (4:38:40 PM): you have to say it
XTreme Skater777 (4:38:46 PM): well
XTreme Skater777 (4:38:47 PM): that is
XTreme Skater777 (4:38:48 PM): if you do
bipolartendencys (4:38:51 PM): why do i have to say it
XTreme Skater777 (4:39:01 PM): tom
XTreme Skater777 (4:39:05 PM): trust your captain
bipolartendencys (4:39:07 PM): ?
bipolartendencys (4:39:15 PM): oh captain my captain?
XTreme Skater777 (4:41:10 PM): DO IT TOM
XTreme Skater777 (4:41:14 PM): DOOOOO IITTTT
bipolartendencys (4:41:35 PM): i g2g i have to start my nellis project
XTreme Skater777 (4:41:40 PM): tom
XTreme Skater777 (4:41:43 PM): TRUST ME
XTreme Skater777 (4:41:44 PM): PLSSS
bipolartendencys (4:41:53 PM): adios
XTreme Skater777 (4:41:55 PM): fine
XTreme Skater777 (4:41:55 PM): http://www.ransai.com/pics/guitarheropedal.jpg
XTreme Skater777 (4:41:57 PM): there
XTreme Skater777 (4:41:58 PM): happy?
XTreme Skater777 (4:42:00 PM): *sulk*
bipolartendencys (4:42:15 PM): what s it
XTreme Skater777 (4:42:16 PM): instead
XTreme Skater777 (4:42:19 PM): of doing the cruddy
XTreme Skater777 (4:42:22 PM): vertical thing
XTreme Skater777 (4:42:28 PM): or hitting that annoying select button
XTreme Skater777 (4:42:33 PM): u just stomp on the pedal
bipolartendencys (4:42:36 PM): lol
XTreme Skater777 (4:42:39 PM): and you've got star power baby
bipolartendencys (4:42:44 PM): youre....we're addicted
XTreme Skater777 (4:42:50 PM): haha
XTreme Skater777 (4:42:52 PM): the best part
XTreme Skater777 (4:43:02 PM): is it'll still work with my sister's real guitar
bipolartendencys (4:43:07 PM): lol
bipolartendencys (4:43:09 PM): dang you
XTreme Skater777 (4:43:09 PM): score + *hip thrust*
bipolartendencys (4:43:10 PM): \good bye
XTreme Skater777 (4:43:17 PM): byee
XTreme Skater777 (4:43:17 PM): gl
XTreme Skater777 (4:43:21 PM): hf dd
XTreme Skater777 (4:43:26 PM): nvm
XTreme Skater777 (4:43:27 PM): gg

01/01/2006

bipolartendencys (4:37:38 PM): what happened to ill call you n a few minutesd

Auto response from XTreme Skater777 (4:37:38 PM): <3

bipolartendencys (4:37:42 PM): dang
bipolartendencys (5:45:57 PM): JOSEPH!

Auto response from XTreme Skater777 (5:45:57 PM): <3

bipolartendencys (5:45:59 PM): dang

12/31/05
bipolartendencys (4:56:28 PM): joe

Auto response from XTreme Skater777 (4:56:28 PM): <3

bipolartendencys (4:56:30 PM): fdjklsjk;
bipolartendencys (4:56:31 PM): no
bipolartendencys (4:56:33 PM): i hate
bipolartendencys (4:56:38 PM): auo response
bipolartendencys (4:56:42 PM): jasfl;kda
bipolartendencys (4:56:45 PM): *cries
bipolartendencys (4:56:46 PM): *
bipolartendencys (4:56:54 PM): why cant the world just be right
bipolartendencys (4:56:58 PM): dksla;djklas
bipolartendencys (4:57:11 PM): *continues to cry*
bipolartendencys (4:58:10 PM): i hate asterisks
bipolartendencys (4:58:13 PM): they can die
bipolartendencys (4:58:15 PM): i know
bipolartendencys (4:58:22 PM): right now you would be sayong
bipolartendencys (4:58:40 PM): "Tom, be nice!"
bipolartendencys (4:58:50 PM): I AM NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bipolartendencys (4:58:57 PM): i dont want to be nice
bipolartendencys (4:59:01 PM): i hate nice
bipolartendencys (4:59:09 PM): wow this is a good ramble
bipolartendencys (4:59:15 PM): im proud of myself
bipolartendencys (4:59:18 PM): teehe
bipolartendencys (4:59:19 PM): e
bipolartendencys (5:25:47 PM): hey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Auto response from XTreme Skater777 (5:25:47 PM): <3

bipolartendencys (5:25:51 PM): dang
bipolartendencys (6:51:52 PM): are you there

Auto response from XTreme Skater777 (6:51:52 PM): <3

bipolartendencys (6:51:58 PM): dang

11/28/05

XTreme Skater777 (8:26:07 PM): oh thomas
XTreme Skater777 (8:26:12 PM): why are you so ...
XTreme Skater777 (8:26:14 PM): manly ...
XTreme Skater777 (8:26:28 PM): you really are of the stuff dreams are made of, aren't you
bipolartendencys (8:26:36 PM): yeah
bipolartendencys (8:26:46 PM): its mostly jet puffed marshmallows
bipolartendencys (8:26:49 PM): i taste good
bipolartendencys (8:26:55 PM): just like in ur dreams
XTreme Skater777 (8:27:12 PM): ew ... you said you were made of marshmallows! ... not wet dreams ...
bipolartendencys (8:27:32 PM): heheh
bipolartendencys (8:27:39 PM): i said mostly marshmallows
bipolartendencys (8:27:42 PM): *wink*
XTreme Skater777 (8:28:17 PM): *sinks face into hands... proceeds to laugh and weep at the same time*
bipolartendencys (8:28:27 PM): lol
bipolartendencys (8:28:35 PM): i know
bipolartendencys (8:28:40 PM): its alot to take in
XTreme Skater777 (8:29:09 PM): yeah, but with practice, it glides in nice and easy
bipolartendencys (8:29:46 PM): ewwwwww
bipolartendencys (8:29:49 PM): wow
bipolartendencys (8:29:57 PM): im done for a while
bipolartendencys (8:30:08 PM): hang on i need a moment to recoop
XTreme Skater777 (8:30:15 PM): haha, kk
bipolartendencys (8:30:21 PM): man why
XTreme Skater777 (8:30:23 PM): tell me when you're ready to continue
bipolartendencys (8:30:27 PM): go ahead
bipolartendencys (8:30:40 PM): this is like really bad internet sex
bipolartendencys (8:30:44 PM): i hate it
bipolartendencys (8:30:46 PM): lol
XTreme Skater777 (8:30:51 PM): HAHA
XTreme Skater777 (8:30:55 PM): at least you'll have practice
XTreme Skater777 (8:30:57 PM): for {{edit to the right} your wife
XTreme Skater777 (8:31:05 PM): to get her all hot and bothered before your honeymoon
XTreme Skater777 (8:31:13 PM): eh eh? *nudge nudge*
bipolartendencys (8:31:55 PM): oh man..... i dotn even know what to say any more
bipolartendencys (8:31:58 PM): *exactly
XTreme Skater777 (8:32:10 PM): just follow up with something
XTreme Skater777 (8:32:14 PM): it doesn't matter what
XTreme Skater777 (8:32:34 PM): it can involve you having a thing for {{edit to the right again}} hot babes if you want
bipolartendencys (8:32:49 PM): YES!!!
bipolartendencys (8:33:23 PM): someone who finally puts it alll together
XTreme Skater777 (8:33:36 PM): dude
XTreme Skater777 (8:33:57 PM): mankind has been putting it together since adam and eve ...
XTreme Skater777 (8:34:02 PM): if you catch my drift ...
bipolartendencys (8:34:05 PM): dang
bipolartendencys (8:34:13 PM): im just walking into them right and left
bipolartendencys (8:34:23 PM): i have junior syndrome or something
{{Big Boring Part, trust me, it was kinda lame}}
bipolartendencys (8:38:18 PM): im a little slow
XTreme Skater777 (8:38:24 PM): it's alright
bipolartendencys (8:38:26 PM): rub it in why dont you
XTreme Skater777 (8:38:26 PM): it was bad on my part, sorry
XTreme Skater777 (8:38:38 PM): well, i will if ... you insist
bipolartendencys (8:38:38 PM): thats what your mother said
bipolartendencys (8:38:41 PM): lol
bipolartendencys (8:38:43 PM): teehee
XTreme Skater777 (8:38:57 PM): it really takes a true man to ever say, "tee hee"
XTreme Skater777 (8:39:00 PM): gosh tom
bipolartendencys (8:39:06 PM): lol
bipolartendencys (8:39:14 PM): i dont curr i do what i want
bipolartendencys (8:39:25 PM): *flexes muscles*
bipolartendencys (8:39:35 PM): *realizes theres nothing to flex*
bipolartendencys (8:39:40 PM): *sneezes*
XTreme Skater777 (8:39:41 PM): you and chris c. are the lower classmen that are by far the closest to being me personality-wise
bipolartendencys (8:40:10 PM): yeah
bipolartendencys (8:40:21 PM): we compare ourselves to that when we do hw
XTreme Skater777 (8:40:30 PM): haha
XTreme Skater777 (8:40:31 PM): hahahaha
XTreme Skater777 (8:40:35 PM): *score* lol
bipolartendencys (8:40:45 PM): lol
XTreme Skater777 (8:40:48 PM): i should just make a, "Tom Convos" lj entry
bipolartendencys (8:40:58 PM): lol
bipolartendencys (8:41:02 PM): you should
bipolartendencys (8:41:07 PM): i would be so honored
XTreme Skater777 (8:41:11 PM): haha
XTreme Skater777 (8:41:14 PM): *dubiously honored
bipolartendencys (8:41:18 PM): do it
bipolartendencys (8:41:27 PM): that would make my life
bipolartendencys (8:41:30 PM): no not just day
XTreme Skater777 (8:41:31 PM): *score* instead of my UC personal statement
bipolartendencys (8:41:32 PM): life
bipolartendencys (8:41:35 PM): lol
XTreme Skater777 (8:41:36 PM): i'll do that
XTreme Skater777 (8:41:39 PM): gosh.
XTreme Skater777 (8:41:51 PM): naw, nvm
XTreme Skater777 (8:42:03 PM): i'm gonna leave your previous convos in the other lj post
XTreme Skater777 (8:42:05 PM): why mess with tradition
bipolartendencys (8:42:08 PM): ok
bipolartendencys (8:42:10 PM): good point
XTreme Skater777 (8:42:13 PM): and stuff
bipolartendencys (8:42:16 PM): you have alot to enter
XTreme Skater777 (8:46:53 PM): thank you copy-paste
XTreme Skater777 (8:46:55 PM): is it alright
XTreme Skater777 (8:46:58 PM): if your sn
XTreme Skater777 (8:47:01 PM): goes on the lj?
bipolartendencys (8:47:05 PM): yeah whatever
bipolartendencys (8:47:27 PM): brb
bipolartendencys (8:50:32 PM): kk

Sun, 27 Nov 2005 04:20:04 GMT

hahahahahahaha college apps. hahaha.

eventually.

oh....my...god.....

Sun, 14 Aug 2005 16:20:04 GMT

Your Seduction Style: The Dandy

You're a non-traditionalist, not limited by gender roles or expectations.
Your sexuality is more fluid than that - and you defy labels or categories.
It's hard to pin you down, and that's what's fascinating about you.
You have the psychology of both a male and a female, and you can relate to anyone.

What Is Your Seduction Style?

interesting ...

Anyways, ASB Camp was totally chill, I <3 keeping it drug free with my Canyon ASB. Now I need to start packing for Cross Country Camp ~_~

<3 <3

Sat, 06 Aug 2005 19:00:00 GMT

System of a Down concert = niggarific.

Sun, 10 Jul 2005 12:53:54 GMT

Tank of Gas - $40
A few new CDs - $30
Fantastic Four with Mormonio (taylor mackay) and Brownie (sandesh) - $5
Snapping one of your guitar strings (5 minutes ago...) - another $5?
Not being delirious at 6 AM (for once) - Priceless

FINALLY!

Mon, 04 Jul 2005 09:15:24 GMT

After a few minutes more than 75 hours of recorded playing time, I've beaten Final Fantasy X. Damn did it take me forever. Alex and Daniel ... you guys can no longer make fun of me.

Firecracker race tomorro-- ... today at 7 AM or something. I think I'm going to go for the 10k (6 miles) just to be hard like Mr. Nick (If I can wake up).

Apparently, Sandesh is coming to my house at 4 this morning because he's out late at someone's house and doesn't want to sneak back home. That should be ... great fun. I'm debating whether or not I want to stay awake and lay a trap for him or something, but I think I'll need all my energy for tomorrow, what with Kedar and Shivu coming back and all.

Thus, we conclude another of my "Holy crap it's so frickin' late but I really can't sleep because I'm high on lack of sleep or something" posts. Wow, I'm really not making sense. Good night/morning/Independence Day everyone ...

P.S. - I just remembered there's a sequel... *cry*

17 + 1 rubs for Longie!!!

Thu, 16 Jun 2005 06:22:24 GMT

Go take a look at Long's lj for an explanation to my topic for this post. Well, it's certainly been an interesting year, but I'll leave all of the sentimentality to everyone else. Instead, I'll give you all a random, sorta funny post.

Last night, I went to sleep at 7. Not seven in the morning, but 7 P.M. and woke up at 7 A.M. I really have a darn random sleep schedule ...
Robby: Wow Joe, I really can tell you've gotten more sleep. You don't look delirious, and it seems like you're actually paying attention to driving!!!
(Stated as I execute some crazy manuever rather deftly)
Joe: You're right! (glances into mirror) Hey look! I don't have those dark circles under my eyes!!! =D
Robby: Yes Joe, that's why people don't go to sleep at 5 A.M. =/ (see post below for what happens when I do that ...)

*sigh* good times. Also, my music collection has exceeded 1500 songs, 100 hours, and 12 Gigabytes ... oh dear, lol. I did that audioscrobabobber thingy that Kyle posted about, it looks kinda sorta interesting. I used the picture someone has on his lj of me in Perky as my user pic. Whoever took that photo must be a LOUSY photographer ... (jk! <5!!!)

The History of Film prior to 1945 class I'm taking is turning out to be darn interesting. I think I'm the only one paying attention in there (Sandesh doodles all over my notes, and Suki is trying to fend off my groping hands ... =D) but I really think it's spiffy. Those were the days when actors were truly acting, and directors cared more for the content than the lives of their actors ... (alright, maybe it's a good thing that changed, but it just shows the dedication.

I finally signed Kedarnath's yearbook in Perky today, and left him 8 pages of love. (You're welcome kedar!) I'm going paintballing with him, angelo, and several other guys, so it should be interesting. here's an excerpt from what I wrote in his yearbook:

"
You know Keddy, I bet that Friday is going to be really fun. I bet you guys are all going to gang up on me, and get me back for everything I've done to you guys. I can imagine it now ...

Image blurs into Joe's random daydream ...
Kedar: RUB THIS YOU FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL!!!
Joe: But Ke-- OW! Kedar! I lov--- OWWW! OW! love you!!!
Kedar/Angelo/Josh Soliz/everyone else: *maniacal cackle*
Daydream blacks out to the sound of furiously firing paintball guns, random kicks, and some birthday boy running around either telling people to leave me alone, or egging everyone on
Yep, that sounds about right. Well, I can't wait for it! *rub rub*
"

Doo doo doo, I like how it's already 11:20, it looks like I do have the most retarded sleep pattern. I think I'm going to go pretend to study for the Eckert final/edit out all of the gay references that somehow slipped in here.

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 *rub rub*

P.S. Read the AIM convo entry a few posts down, I've updated it.

Warning

Mon, 30 May 2005 11:51:51 GMT

As the timestamp on this entry may attest, I really haven't gotten much sleep since Episode 3 ... so please ignore any and all random comments/lectures/songs I force you to listen to. At daybreak, if by chance, thou mayhaps hark a strangled cry emanating from whereabouts unknown , disregard its source forthwith, for no maiden requires aid, merely a sleep-deprived adolescent stumbled down his stairwell. (Translation: In the morning tomorro--- ... today, if you hear somebody yell, ignore it, because it isn't someone who needs help, it's only me, since I finally fell down my stairs while trying to go back to Robby's house to finish working on the physics boat project.)

Wow, I really can't believe I wrote that ... Well, that post's for Devon I suppose. It's good to know I haven't lost my touch. I've been at Robby's so much lately(Physics AND History projects ...) , it's a good thing he has a large pantry ... =D Ummm ... my Osso group has been really flaky though, lovely Ryan Sandburg won CIF for the 9th time or something, so his parents took him out to Palm Desert for the weekend. I hope he'll be back soon, otherwise, I'll have to BS the video even more blatantly ... *sigh*

Anyways, still good times, even though I'm eating horribly just to stay awake (Chipotle, Capri Sun, Pop Tarts, Snickers, and Fruit Snacks ...) I think I've finally found the answer to the question "What is Joe's Weakness?" In my state of delirium, I think it's gotta be Swedish Fish. I ate nearly the whole bag on the way from Ralph's to robby's house.

Oh yeah ... being the decent guy I am, I figure that I'll let Sandesh drive my car to Ralph's, since he's been a really great guy lately. It is a manual, so for those who don't really know how to use it ... it's trouble. So on the way there, he actually does really well. But once we come back (as I'm happily devouring my Swedish fish ...) poor Brownie starts to lose it, and we don't even make it out of the parking lot.

*Start up engine*
Joe: Now feel the car Sandesh, use the forc---
Sandesh: Joe ... don't even try that mumbo jumbo ...
Joe: --e ... it's an art, not a science ...
Sandesh: Alright, I got it ...
*Joe does his trademarked hand-motion*
Sandesh: Alright, eas---
*THUNK THUNK THUNK*
*Stall out engine*

--- Later, Rinse, and Repeat as many times as neccesary. If driver is extrememly stubborn, passenger must utilize extreme caution, because an angry Indian in the driver's seat can be VERY hostile ...

I feel sorta bad, but he did really good on the way there. The problem is that on the way back to pudgy's (Robby), The clutch started slipping while it was in gear ... so if I'm ever driving anyone before I replace it (which will be soon I hope ...) and my car starts to shake violently, and the red "Engine in danger of explosion" light flashes on, don't worry, because (as usual) I've got it all under control ... =D

Hmmm ... rants brought about by delirium are rather interesting, or they could be horribly boring. I'll let you guys tell me in the comments area.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quick Reminder:

SATs are THIS WEEKEND
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I forgot, so I wanted to make sure everyone else knew what they were doing. doo doo doo ... this post is badly in need of editing, but we all know I'd probably make it even worse right now. Well, as parting words, I just wanted to wish that Karolyn gets better, tell Paige to think about letting me scan that picture, ask Byun to keep putting up with me, ask sandesh to never touch my car again (jk sandy ... =D), and tell the other hot brownie to "Vote for Kedar because Guy is a teddy bear" (damn that was a bad slogan, why didn't you ever tell me, kedar?!)

Almost Final Words:

A woman calls her husband into the bedroom. "Now Kedar, I want you to take off my blouse!"
"Good.."
"Now I also want you to take off my Bra."
"Good..."
"Now can you take off my panties."
"Very Good! Now, don't let me catch you wearing them again!"

(KEDAR! That's horrible! And something slightly cleaner, yet a bit older)

Hillary Clinton went for her annual exam. After the exam, the OB-GYN told her that she was pregnant, and in great shape. Hillary couldn't believe the news and stormed out of the office. She rushed to her limo and picked up the phone to call the Oval Office.

"You got me pregnant! How could you be so careless?" There is a silence on the other end. Finally, she hears Bill's voice.

"Who is this?''

~~~~~

Wow Kedar's awake too ... what a hottie. I told Kevin I'd be asleep like, 2 hours ago ... *sigh* I like how I'm not as delirious anymore, but I really don't want to proofread what I wrote.

XTreme Skater777 (4:47:23 AM): kedar?!
PalmFraun Bummer (4:47:26 AM): hi
XTreme Skater777 (4:47:29 AM): what the?!
XTreme Skater777 (4:47:32 AM): why are you awake!?
PalmFraun Bummer (4:47:37 AM): ahah

In retrospect, I wonder why I'm asking him that like I have any right to be awake. Anyways, good night/morning everyone, and I love you all in a ... friendly manner. Aw, who am I kidding. You guys are all amazingly awesome (in bed?! jk jk jk =P )! <3 <3 <3 <3

ASB Sleepover

Fri, 27 May 2005 05:37:01 GMT

Great times, great times. Everyone's probably heard plenty of stories, and they're all pretty much true. Except for that one about me and Keddy ... I swear I was only kidding about the whole "Tap-Tap Kedar!" then leaping under his covers thing (There, happy now Kedar?!) ... Anyways, I met a buncha people that I really didn't know too well (Paige, Karolyn, Sivonna, Garret, Emma .... and everyone else I forgot) and pretty much harassed everyone that I did know (Devon (I feel kinda bad for what Kyle and I did ... *sigh* lol), Mr. Nick, Kevin, Kyle, Kedar (obviously), and umm ... everyone else!) . What I wanna know, is when Part two is! Party at Joe--- Devon's house? =D

<3

P.S. I just realized that I haven't slept in 39 and 1/2 Hours ... WOW I'm off to bed ...

*EDIT* Everyone, calm down. People are really starting to freak out on me about this crazy workload we're getting (Namely Avi and Dan =P). All we need to do is stick together for ... what, 3 more weeks? Come on, this is easy. Of course Evans is being really random, she IS pregnant, right? But I will agree, that IS a good amount of work in a short time frame. Honestly though, we've all had worse. Let's just hold on until summer, and then we can all roll around together or whatever you guys want. And then its ... SENIOR YEAR! (where I won't have to feel bad about my senioritis, since i'm supposed to have it then) ANYWAYS, just stay tough everyone, we'll make it through together as usual.

Tue, 24 May 2005 00:21:15 GMT

Thank you Longie for telling me to hurry my ass home to check my SAT score today ...

SAT:
Critical Reading: 720
Math: 710
Writing: 680
Essay: 11

Total: 2110 = My Guess/Pwnage

Well, looks like I was right on the money with that guess I had earlier. I can't believe I did so well on my essay. I managed to BS my way to a 6 and a 5 ... *score* And I must thank McGerty for the math score. As much as I love Perky, I have learned nothing in there, so it was all her.

*score* (literally)

Star Wars!

Thu, 19 May 2005 09:52:59 GMT

Just came back from watching Episode <3! It did not suck, yet it wasn't amazing. However, it was most definetely good. Very solid, although a few spots were a tad slow, or the acting was kinda funny. The opening sequence was great, especially when Anakin gets killed (just kidding, no spoilers at least for another week or two =D). R2-D2 and Yoda totally pwned everyone though. I'm going to definitely have to reccomend it to everyone. I'll write more about it when I'm not tired and delusional. (I'll probably see it with people again anyways ... =D)

BIG thanks to Mr. Nick and Roger for working at Cinema City, so we got to go to the special theater, and another big thanks to Kyle Hoops for making me get off my fat ass and heading down there. =D

AIM Classics

Tue, 17 May 2005 06:07:03 GMT

These'll be updated every now and then. I'll take the quotes that I'm deleting from my profile (to make room for more) and put them on here.

---------------------------------------------------------
Entries Entered Last Are at the Top.
(So I could have something in my profile for
a long time, so it's actually pretty old.)
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06/11/08

Tom (Away Message): whose feeling what?
Joe: I'm feeling you
Joe: clearly
Tom: how did I know exactly what you'd say?
Joe: because it'd be weirder if I said "you're feeling me"
Joe: at least I'm on top?
Tom: ...
Tom: I need to study
Joe: kk, bjoli
Tom: stop throwing your body at me
Joe: nevarrr
Joe: one of these days
Tom: haha
Tom: ...
Joe: <3
Joe: is it who's or whose?
Tom: what?
Joe: which is proper english?
Tom: ... I think they both are
Joe: who's (contraction for who is) vs. whose (who+posessive)
Tom: yeah
Tom: I know whose that is
Joe: so you mean "who's feeling what"?
Tom: yeah
Joe: not that I notice
Tom: as in: who is
Joe: exactly
Tom: contracted
Joe: much like its and it's
Joe: it's = it is
Tom: yeah
Joe: contraction
Tom: basically
Joe: so um.
Tom: ok
Joe: correct it
Tom: stop talking
Joe: then go back to hw
Joe: <3
Tom: there
Joe: bjoli
Tom (Away Message): who's feeling what?

Joe: that is quite chill, ol' chap
Travis: lol it is definitely colder than the average

Tom: you're a nerd
Tom: a big cuddly one
Joe: takes one to know one

Alex: Hey. I was at Circuit City this morning. Took me half an hour to do my price match.
Amanda: It doesn't at my store!!!
Alex: Your store doesn't have what I want anyway.

11/19/06

XT: Lance Bass is GAY!
Joe: I know
Joe: *wink*

06/05/06

Auto-Response from Joe: I'm playing Final Fantasy XI
Ashley R: You're my final fantasy
(I've taught her well)

For those of you that remember when I was playing Metal Gear Solid a few months ago, this is exactly what happens.
http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/297383

Just try to tell me this isn't amazing:
http://www.satugo.com/

Tom: I need a good idea for a film
Joe: Big Boobies Vol. 43
Tom: that Chris and I can make
Joe: oh
Joe: damn
Tom: yeah...about that
Tom: Taylor and Joe duke it out over who has the real C cup
Tom: i mean
Joe: the winner gets Tom
Joe: the loser gets Chris?
Tom: ...
Tom: exactly
Tom: *wink*
Tom: i mean
Tom: ...

05/24/06

bipolartendencys: CHANGE YOUR PROFILE!!!
XTreme Skater777: <3
bipolartendencys: yeah yeah
bipolartendencys: dont think yu can love your way out of this one

[08:11.59] Adrienne: what is the wierdest response youv'e gotten back from one of thoes *rub* things

Brandon: so alex and I were talking...
Brandon:
Brandon: nooo the dl speed is going down
Brandon: STOP DOWNLOADING YAOI
Brandon: oh wait thats my end
Brandon: ok now its going up
Joe: oh dear
Joe: hahaha
Brandon: the rest
Brandon:
Alex: b-chang
Alex: tell that to joe
Brandon: i will submit it
Brandon: for his approval
Alex: you batard
Brandon: submission sent
Alex: lmao
Alex: did I ever tell you
Alex: I hate you sometimes
Joe: hahahahahaha
Joe: <3
Brandon: just wanted you to know
Brandon: ;P
Joe: night mr cutie
Joe: <3
Brandon: nite honeybuns
Brandon: lemme taste you in the mor-nin

4/23/06

Adrienne: can i IM you whenever I want?
Adrienne: HECK YES i CAN
Adrienne: because im adrienne.
Adrienne: bihatches aint got shiza on me

Ashley R: joe, you're a new breed. you're joemosexual

Alex: only go halfway too
Alex: so it's like
Alex: you feel it go
Alex: but then you're like, "it's not going deep enough"
Joe: i daresay. you're the first asian man to ever say, "it only goes in halfway."
Alex: that can be SO misquoted out of context
Alex: HOLY SHIT

Joe: What's your craziest fantasy?
Adrienne: hm
Adrienne: playing super smash bro's with joseph smith... *flutters eyelashes*

Joe: i'm thinking about starting up a trip to Japan over the summer
Joe: but we'll see
Kelly: Have fun crazy foreigner
Kelly: I can teach you how to pick up girls
Joe: alex stated his interest
Joe: haha
Joe: good
Joe: with my overconfidence and your techinique
Joe: alex will have plenty of pictures
Kelly: "ore wa SUGEE okane mochi" will prolly work
Kelly: that means you're SUPER rich
Joe: hahahahaha
Kelly: it's kind of a universal turn-on
Joe: alex is a universal turn-on
Kelly: no
Kelly: no he isn't
Joe: lol
Kelly: considering his type is small underaged Asian girls though, I think he might do well

3/21/06

AND THUS ENDS THE RECOVERY WEEK. *sigh*

Wes: joe lol my mom saw my airsoft gun today
Wes: dude it was crazy
Wes: she wasn't mad or anything
Wes: i told her, "uhh its not mine ...joe let me borrow it in acse we ever have an airsoft war...don't worry, plus its ages 16+ and i'm 16"
Wes: she was like, "ok you return it to joe whenever and no questions asked."
Wes: "you think you'd have learned your lesson after 8th grade..."
Wes: talk about luck...

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

GUYS DISTANCE TEAM:
Next week is 22 miles. FOR THE WHOLE WEEK. YES. TWENTY-TWO MILES. I LOVE RECOVERY WEEKS. (we were running high 40s/low 50s for the past 6 weeks)

Adrienne: PORKY MY BUTT
Joe: well .. yes, actually. that was the point of the whole statement.

XT: the beginning of your screen name is xt
XT: i thought you'd like to know

Joe: tom is a pretty good lay, so dun worry about that
XT: hahahaha
XT: alright thanks
XT: for the info.

Ashley R: hahaha oh joe... do you pay people to say weird things in your profile? i seriously can't imagine them that weird all the time

02/22/06

Roger: also, as a volunteer, I can make love to everyone's sister on the team
Joe: ...
Roger: don't worry i use protection sometimes

Alex: it'll be good for you to get into me

obby: duuuuuude, did u know Eckert loves SoaD???

Robby: it's okay
Robby: I'm sensitive too
Robby: That's why I kill stuff.

Chris C: i hate you
Joe: I love you too.
Chris C: no
Chris C: you can die
Joe: <3

Robby: but when i'm old, i intend to be a perv

(I'm showing Adrienne bash.org)
Adrienne: my friend seriously said this yesterday
Adrienne: he was like "what the fuck is wtf?"

Joe: THOMAS
Joe: I LOVE YOU IN A STRAIGHT WAY
Tom: sorry joe, but that's not enough
Joe: ...
Tom: ;-)
Joe: in a homos....
Joe: ...
Joe: oh my

Wes: I'm trying to do something
Joe: *someone...?
Wes: *Joe
Joe: profiled
Wes: i hope nobody gets the wrong idea about that statement, but i'm pretty sure they won't cuz it is in your profile and all..
Joe: sarcasm at it's finest

Alex: *shows me a picture of a fake magic card titled, "That Ass" that only has 1 ability: "Tap."*
Alex: Joe
Joe: Yo
Alex: i play That Ass
Alex: and i'll tap it
Joe: YEEAAaaaaaAAAaaHHHHhhHhh!
Alex: and end my turn.

Biruke: I could picture jo like freaking with guys instead of girls
Joe: biruke
Joe: that was a SHAMELESS attempt
Joe: to get in the profile
Joe: but I think it succeeded
Biruke: no im serious though
Biruke: lol haha like i seriously would picture u comin up on me and freaking with me
Biruke: then i turn around and notice and ull play it off like ur just walkin and trying to get through the crowd

01/03/06

Adrienne: my friend lauren, she was on the phone last night, the girl with the knife..really wants to meet you guys..
Adrienne: like REALLY wants to

Session Start (djIhcoro:Joe): Sat Dec 31 18:13:54 2005
[06:13.55] djIhcoro: nigga
[06:13.55] *** Auto-response from Joe: <3
[06:13.59] djIhcoro: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Session Close (Joe): Sat Dec 31 18:14:58 2005
Session Start (djIhcoro:Joe): Sat Dec 31 19:32:41 2005
[07:32.43] djIhcoro: nigga nigga
[07:32.43] *** Auto-response from Joe: <3
Session Close (Joe): Sat Dec 31 19:45:23 2005
Session Start (djIhcoro:Joe): Sat Dec 31 20:44:10 2005
[08:44.14] djIhcoro: joe you eggroll
[08:44.15] *** Auto-response from Joe: <3
[08:44.17] djIhcoro: return
[08:44.26] djIhcoro: because you never pick up your phone
Session Close (Joe): Sat Dec 31 20:45:02 2005
Session Start (djIhcoro:Joe): Sun Jan 01 00:09:04 2006
[12:09.10] djIhcoro: happy new year's negrotem
[12:09.10] *** Auto-response from Joe: <3
Session Close (Joe): Sun Jan 01 00:09:12 2006

Mike Yi: HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Mike Yi: u big hunky sexy man

Dan: Happy New Years Gay Man who just turned 18.

Roger: ur making sweet gay love to chris huh on new years eve, u faggots

Kedar: y Put this in your profile if you or someone you know is fighting, has survived, or has died in a pokemon battle.

12/26/05
robby duncan just gave me 18 bags of swedish fish. oh damn.

Ashley: i can't believe its almost your birthday!!! are you having strippers?
Ashley: male onessss

Mike Yi: How come all your profile entires all are about you being gay? How about a few
Mike: JOE SMITH IS AWESOME!!!!
Joe: gosh
Joe: you and your irresistible shameless plugs
Mike: well I take i back. some are about ..... ........ robby not killing things, so i guess i was wrong.
Mike: but the majority are about......................guys.........................or being naked
Mike: take me out
Mike: is a great song
M: my name is mike jones
M: nigga what
M: i like to move it
J: WTF
J: negro
J: what
M: wtf am i saying? hahaha
M: u know
M: when u say irresistible shameless plugs
M: that sounds like a butt plug to me
J: *rub*

Robby: stickers suck balls
Joe: *sigh* if only
Robby: ...........
Robby: Joe would love playboy stickers then

Mike: you know how to make a boy blush

Joe: ...temple?
Joe: like ...
Joe: nudist temple?
Roger: like jews

Robby: man
Robby: i haven't killed something
Robby: in a good
Robby: like
Robby: 48 hours or so
Robby: that's unhealthy

Roger: hi2u
Auto response from XTreme Skater777 (1:16:35 PM): <3
Roger: i like autoresponse joe, he's less homo

12/14/05

Roger: you don't speak english anymore, do you?
Roger: it's all just rubbish

Robby: at the top of Accelerator and Boomerang, I let out a cry in your name:
Joe: whaaa?!
Robby: "LLEEERROOOOOYYYYYYY JENKINNNNNNNNSSSSSSSS!!!!!!"

"There's no time to stop for gas, we're already late"

-- Karin Donker

Roger: i hate papers
Roger: i suck at grammar
Roger: and life
Joe: and pen15

Roger: its not eww to rub another guy but its eww to rub yourself

Joe: *rub*
The Shark: ..........................

The Shark: gues what time is it!!???!!?!?!?!
Joe: LICK THE SHARK TIME!
The Shark: hahaha
The Shark: whatever u want joe

Tom: joe if you verbalized the things you say online ...... you would get shot

The Shark: rub time

Roger: *soft but gentle rub*

12/06/05

Roger: *turns into woman*
Roger: hah now u don't want to rub
Joe: *rub*
Roger: damn...u go both ways

Mike Yi: joseph smith, whos that? just the manliest man on earth
Mike: not.......

Joe: so I can put Iron Maiden as one of my interests, right?
Mike Yi: sure sure
Mike Yi: don't say guys though
Mike Yi: it might hurt your chances

Biruke: i've given up on you
Biruke: rub all you want
Birkue: its useless to fight it

Long: what's a liberal art?

Joe: *rub*
Tom: *activate anti-rub suit*
Joe: damn ...
Tom: yeah, I've been thinking of that one for so long

(I swear, this is true)
Essay Typo: Rather than continuing on with a sport I hated, I discovered my true competitive love is rubbin--- ... running.

Tom at the CC Banquet: Our next senior hates work more than almost anyone I know. And yet ... he's the one that scheduled our frickin' 6 AM morning weight lifting practices ... Yes, we also wonder if Joe is insane.

Kedar: do you like wrestling?
Joe: no
Kedar: then quit.
Kedar: tada!

Tom: ur not going to college are you

Kedar: raunchily wonderful

Tom: I know you don't have any self restraint

Tom: oh no
Tom: *covers eyes*
Tom: lol i was reading ur profile
Tom: (to see myself, of course)
Tom: and realized that I was the one that asked Roger to winter formal

Tom: are you back home
Tom: have you returned from the forsaken lands to the north
Tom: the place called el capital
Tom: it shall never steal your loving presence from me again
Tom: i swear it on whatever i choose to swear it on
Joe: *rub*
Tom: yay
Tom: *gets short of breath*

Roger: ooo u touched my tralala

Roger: oooH! i got asked to wf! :-o
Joe: WHAT?!
Joe: DAMN IT!
Joe: SOMEONE ALWAYS TAKES THE CUTE ONES BEFORE I CAN!!!!

11/26/05

(alberto has the dubious honor of having the funniest response to my 11/21/05, 9:20 P.M. *rub* spamming, in which 17 people got rubbed, and Shivu got a *no rub*)
Joe: *rub*
Albert: *turns around, gets up...*
Albert: *slap!*
Albert: you homo...
Albert: <3

Joe: you're so cute and cuddly, there's NO WAY anyone can rub you too much
Biruke: joe
Biruke: if u dont stop ill knock u the FUCK out

Tom: when I wake up in your be.....i mean

Kurt: You know, I've just realized something.
Kurt: Your internet rubs are a wonderful thing.
Kurt: It allows you to get some of your daily gayness out, and I feel loved- without actually "feeling" loved.

Tom: remember when it wasn't weird to suck on a lollipop any way you wanted?

Joe: i really shouldn't be allowed to drive. my vision is so crappy.
Tom: yeah I know. you could almost close your eyes and see better.

10/27/05

Sandesh: I've been laughing for twelve minutes now. I really need a straight-jacket.
Joe: "Hey coach! We've got a great new ab-workout for Sandesh!! Hey David! Look at Sandesh!"

Tom: It's really kinda scary
Joe: awww, it's alright. Here, have a hug.
Joe: <(^_^)>
Joe: *hug*
Tom: thanks, I feel better *comforted smile*
Tom: how do you have so much physical contact with people on aim
Tom: it's unbelieveable
Tom: The laws of time and space can't contain you mr joseph
Tom: I salute you
Joe: haha. so profiled
Tom: YES!
Tom: thats what I've been working toward all night lol
Joe: well, you certainly can work it.
Tom: man, the ways I could interpret that lol
Tom: I hate the possibilities
Tom: each and every one
Joe: hahaha. profiled too hahaha
Tom: oh dang this is above and deyond my wildest dreams
Tom: the convo not you
Tom: calm down

Joe: mmmmm ... cocky
Wes: Joe ... cocky is an adjective ...

Wesley: Joe
Wesley: I saw in the news today
Wesley: that a bunch of gay men in san francisco
Wesley: were running around naked while carrying whips
Wesley: the guy they showed in the video was wearing a white thong and black kinky straps all over him
Wesley: it made me think of you at the moment.

Joe: < rub
Dan: Rub a dub dub
Dan: three men in a tub.
Dan: but that's on slow nights
Dan: lol
Dan: that's the slogan of a gay hotel in san francisco

10/04/05

Chris: go to sleep at 9 ... or else
Joe: kk
Chris: :O
Chris: :-)
*Chris signs off*

Joe: rubbly mubbly schmubbly
Shivu: ok ... don't ever do that again
Joe: hahahahahaha
Shivu: No, I'm serious...
Shivu: don't ever do that again

What the ...
http://www.1up.com/do/newsStory?cId=3143782

Type "miserable failure" in google, and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky." Whether or not it's true is sorta being debated, but it's still hilarious.

Sen. Joseph Biden, a Delaware Democrat, complained that Roberts' answers were so vague that both Republicans and Democrats thought he agreed with them.

Ryan: alright, then be there
Ryan: or be a triangle

Mr. Nick: who goes to chicago
Mr. Nick: honestly

Kedar: text messages received from paige in chicago:
Kedar: i have never seen so many gay men before in my life
Kedar: so please inform joe
Kedar: [end transmission]
Joe(3 hours later): WHAT
Kedar: lol
Joe: #1 - I'm not gay
Joe: #2 - I do not find gay men attractive
Joe: #3 - But God damn do I wish I was in Chicago right now.
Kedar: shutup

Kyle Hoops: I hate you.

Robby: haha, u replace the J in mikes last name, he becomes mike Luberg
Robby: he is like, RG Lube
Robby: his own brand

Joe: back
Joe: well, I thought about it, and, all my knowledge, experience beyond my years, ancient buddhist meditation techniques, and the magic 8 ball came up with one solution:
Joe: you got owned.

Dan: what you doing?
Joe: thinking of you
Dan: Good.

7/26/05

Ashley R: today at the mall, my friend and I were getting hit on by this creepy guy. it was just as creepy as when you hit on guys.

Dan: i don't think people think you're gay
Joe: I hope not
Joe: that might put a crimp in my social life

Biruke: i luw u jo
Biruke: ur sooo kool ur almost black in my eyes

Kedar: im sitting here wondering if you're gay
Kedar: i DARE you to go one day
Kedar: without making such a remark
Kedar: lol
Joe: alright, if i win
Joe: i get to rub u
Joe: deal?
Kedar(8:12:38 PM): no
Joe(8:12:47 PM): hahaha. that totally defeats the purpose
Kedar(8:12:47 PM): that defeats the purpose of the bet

Umair: no joe i wouldn't hook up with you

Robby: u know ur a geek when u make ur gf a paper tank for her birthday
Robby: and I dunno what you are if you even include a moveable turret ...

Umair: disgusten yet so seductive u r joseph

Kedar: just get an annual pass to knotts

Kedar: well I don't like squishy things
Kedar: that's for dam sure

Joe: so should I play FF X-2?
Dan: lol
Dan: no
Dan: its stupid
Joe: awwww ... might I like it though?
Dan: Maybe
Dan: If you're a homosexual!
Joe: so I'll like it
Joe: ...
Joe: I'll ... hate it ...

Biruke: Joe, you're a cool guy
Biruke: and I know you're not gay
Joe: haha. profiled
Biruke: WOOOHOOOO
Joe: lol
Biruke: I FEEL SPECIAL

7/5/05

Joe: WHAT
Joe: YOU ARE SO NOT INCLINED TO THE SAME SEX
Joe: WHAT THE HECK
Joe: DAGNABBIT
Dan: maybe not around you
Joe: BECAUSE IF YOU ARE, AND YOU'VE BEEN HOLDING OUT ON ME
Joe: ...
Dan: i only do around attractive guys
Dan: :D
Joe: (*&$()*!@^#*)&!()KJBSDB&*@B!NDS(*&#Q(KJL
Joe: *instant death*
Dan: Uh...
Dan: Pheonix down that shit?

Daniel: talk to you tomorrow
Joe: kk, night
Daniel: durka durka durka

Umair: honestly
Umair: i know ur not gay
Umair: so its all good
Joe: ***hope
Joe: ...
Umair: lolol
Joe: ******* KNOW

Umair: I could see u
Umair: in a few years
Umair: on a commercial
Umair: "Hi. I'm Joe Smith, and I'm a chronic masturbator."

Kedar: ew
Kedar: EW
Joe: UGH ...
Kedar: lol
Kedar: DONT GRUNT AND MENTION SLEEPOVERS AT THE SAME TIME

Kedar: and whatever you do
*Joe stops typing*
Joe: hm?
Kedar: don't make a gay joke outta this one
Joe: aw man ...

Paige: he pms's
Kedar (about an hour later): who's paigers talking about in ure profile
Joe: I can't lie to you. we were poking fun at a certain cuddly brownie
Joe: it was all in good jest though =P
Joe (5 minutes later): and kedar never speaks to me again ... smooth joe, real smooth ...
Kedar: haha it WAS me lol
Kedar: she's right
Kedar: i do PMS
Joe: hahah-- ... ... ~_~;; ... ummm ... profiled? ...
Kedar: well, not technically
Kedar: but ya know

Roger: im out to conquer new york
Roger: and all women within the state
Roger: that are attractive
Roger: and not beastly
Joe: lol ... profiled?
Roger: NO PROFILE MOMENT
Roger: I KEED I KEED
Roger: anyways, i'm gone
Joe: <3
Roger: Take me home to the paradise city
Joe: haha
Joe: =D
Roger: <3

6/26/05

Sandesh: because someone has a birthday party
Sandesh: that I don't want to go to
Joe: oh, Indian
Sandesh: some in-- ...
Joe: gotcha
Sandesh: I like how you automatically knew that

Dan: dude
Dan: you are ac/dc

Joe: *rub*
Brandon: *orgasm*

Albert: put me in your profile
Albert: hahaha
Joe: dude
Joe: nice guy
Joe: you need originality
Albert: your profile is like ... the hall of fame
Albert: you know people just randomly say the stupidest things to you, hoping they'll get in
Joe: well I sure hope that's not the case ... =P

Kedar: theres this line
Joe: what line?
Kedar: that one should not pass
Joe: oh
Joe: where?
Kedar: hahahah
Kedar: waaaaaaaaay past where you are
Kedar: THE LINE IS AN ANT TO YOU
Joe: is that bad?

06/23/05

Michelle: "soooooo profiled" ROFL
Michelle: you know the "this is a kodac moment" saying?
Michelle: instead of something like that, I use "profile moment"
Michelle: XP

Kedar: so you just admitted to being gay.
Kedar: alright
Kedar: cool

Joe: I'm just going to have to make up something for father's day...
Ryan: pshh you're goin to hell for not being a good son
Ryan: jk lol
Ryan: lovers can't go to hell
Joe: hahahahaha. soooo profiled
Ryan: lol. but its true!
Ryan: I mean, someone that luvs everyone, or at least tries to make love to everyone can't go to hell.
Ryan: lol

Dan: nah, you're 50% gay, 50% bi.
Dan: add the straightness anywhere that fits in the ratio
Joe: WTF?! haha. wait a second ... that means I'm ...
Dan: yeah, you're bihomosexual
Dan: the first of its kind
Dan: You prefer men, but you'd do both sexes

Joe: ROBBY
Robby: what?
Joe: You know what I just thought about?
Joe: Why didn't we
Robby: ?
Joe: go online
Joe: to look for java help?!?!
Robby: hahahahaha
Joe: O_O
Joe: honestly
Joe: think about it ...
Robby: yeea ........
Robby: haha
Joe: too bad the school year's over today ... dammit ... (and I'm still working on over-over-overdue AP Java assignments)
Robby: yuuuuup :-X

Joe: *rub rub*
Albert: I love you Joe.
Albert: Here, let ME rub you!
Albert: *rub rub*
Joe: ewwwwwww ... that feels weird ...

06/15/05

AXEffect1121 (10:15:14 PM): dont be gay on teh field
XTreme Skater777 (10:15:18 PM): oh yeah
XTreme Skater777 (10:15:19 PM): duh
AXEffect1121 (10:15:19 PM): lol
XTreme Skater777 (10:15:20 PM): lol
AXEffect1121 (10:15:28 PM): the other ppl r ur enemy
AXEffect1121 (10:15:30 PM): u wanna kill em
XTreme Skater777 (10:15:51 PM): well, here's how i look at it
XTreme Skater777 (10:15:59 PM): *ahem*
XTreme Skater777 (10:16:05 PM): although i've never played paintball ...
XTreme Skater777 (10:16:11 PM): 1) i'm damn athletic (well shit son, I BETTER be ...)
AXEffect1121 (10:16:16 PM): right
AXEffect1121 (10:16:23 PM): i concur
XTreme Skater777 (10:16:27 PM): 2) i know tactics from all the FPSes i play/I can think up tactics randomly on my feet. (If I can take an SAT cold ... =D ) Also, I kicked ass at Lasertag, but it always blew having to pretend not to "Run or Duck" whenever one of those bums came around. I can sprint and leap around as much as I want ... right?
AXEffect1121 (10:16:30 PM): yes
XTreme Skater777 (10:16:37 PM): (YES!) 3) i know how to lead and assist leaders
AXEffect1121 (10:16:44 PM): wonderful
AXEffect1121 (10:16:52 PM): and u like...brothely love in combat right?
XTreme Skater777 (10:16:54 PM): 4) when i want to compete, it's game over for the ****CENSOR***** (anti-nice guys) on the other team
XTreme Skater777 (10:17:36 PM): 5) the only love on the field of combat is that for the thrill of the honor and glory of victory
AXEffect1121 (10:17:48 PM): hallelujah
(Alright, that last part was total BS, I'll admit. but for a red-blooded americ-- ... chinese boy, it sure got him excited ... =P)

OnceUponaBrownie (6:42:36 PM): hey
Auto response from XTreme Skater777 (6:42:36 PM): I bailed somewhere really quick, I'll be back soon I sorta promise.
OnceUponaBrownie (9:20:10 PM): hey
Auto response from XTreme Skater777 (9:20:10 PM): I bailed somewhere really quick, I'll be back soon I sorta promise.
OnceUponaBrownie (9:20:13 PM): ok
OnceUponaBrownie (9:31:58 PM): ball boy!! where art thou!!
OnceUponaBrownie (9:33:46 PM): the one of curved desires?
OnceUponaBrownie (9:33:53 PM): are you present?
OnceUponaBrownie (9:35:38 PM): are you trapped in an interdimensional chasm?
Auto response from XTreme Skater777 (9:35:38 PM): I bailed somewhere really quick, I'll be back soon I sorta promise.
OnceUponaBrownie (9:36:36 PM): are you reaching for excellence
OnceUponaBrownie (9:37:08 PM): unless you're tied up to a pole surrounded by man eating sharks which can jump over you
OnceUponaBrownie (9:37:20 PM): in the middle of an ocean
OnceUponaBrownie (9:37:48 PM): i have no clue where you are

Robby: hardass Robby: ENERGIZE!
Robby: *microwave noise*

Joe: *rub*
Kyle: ew
Joe: ... :'(

Avi: mmmm joe rubs, mmmm, i'm in heaven

Kedar: dead jesus
Kedar: er
Kedar: DEAR JESUS
Kedar: not dead. lol my bad

Robby: What do you DO with all of the cavities in this stuffed animal?! Put drugs in it?!
Michelle: ROBBY! That's a puppet!!!

Joe: Alright. You need to repopulate the Earth, and there's some magic technology that will turn you into a woman. I'm the only man left.
Joe: Would you do it?
Mike Yi: Let me thi... no
Mike: screw the earth

Joe: So precisely how the hell do you keep getting owned?
Kedar: random shiz
Kedar: she thinks me gving her my keys is her owning me lol
Kedar: then she does doughnuts in my car
Kedar: or tries to

Kevin (my tight cousin): that post you had on lj was f'in funny!!! :-)
Kevin: brownie+287hp 350z = burnt clutch
Kevin: no... = bad choice by joe
Joe: hahahahahha
Kevin: no ... = Joe is freakin retarded
Joe: hahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahaha
Kevin: NO... = JOE IS GONNA HAVE HIS ASS HANDED TO HIM BY MY UNCLE ONCE HE FINDS OUT

Ashley P: A friend would bail you out of jail. A BEST friend, however, would be sitting next to you saying, "That was SO DAMN COOL!"

Angelo: dude, ive noticed that the number of homosexual/gay quotes have drastically decreased in ur profile
Joe: hahahaha
Joe: thank god
Joe: hahahahahahahahha
Joe: well, they're sorta common now, so i'll just put up the good ones
Angelo: lol
Joe: i mean, you can only put up so many responses to "I love you." anyways
Angelo: word

06/02/05

XTreme Skater777 (11:24:18 PM): lol
XTreme Skater777 (11:26:44 PM): im going to sleep
XTreme Skater777 (11:26:45 PM): night
KrNRiCeBoi29 (11:27:13 PM): no
KrNRiCeBoi29 (11:27:15 PM): dont go to sleep
KrNRiCeBoi29 (11:27:18 PM): the man will get you tonight
KrNRiCeBoi29 (11:27:22 PM): fuck joe, im not even kidding
KrNRiCeBoi29 (11:27:23 PM): get out.
KrNRiCeBoi29 (11:27:29 PM): i just got a message
XTreme Skater777 (11:27:33 PM): mmmm
XTreme Skater777 (11:27:36 PM): really?
KrNRiCeBoi29 (11:27:38 PM): noo joe
XTreme Skater777 (11:27:40 PM): a big, black man?
KrNRiCeBoi29 (11:27:40 PM): dont.
KrNRiCeBoi29 (11:27:43 PM): get out of the house
XTreme Skater777 (11:27:45 PM): ...
XTreme Skater777 (11:27:46 PM): dan
XTreme Skater777 (11:27:51 PM): ur really scaring me
XTreme Skater777 (11:27:52 PM): what
KrNRiCeBoi29 (11:27:54 PM): im not fucking kidding.
XTreme Skater777 (11:27:55 PM): is going on?
XTreme Skater777 (11:27:55 PM): what
KrNRiCeBoi29 (11:28:02 PM): this guy just called me
XTreme Skater777 (11:28:09 PM): what
KrNRiCeBoi29 (11:28:16 PM): and hes like, im going to get you, and im like.. who are you trying to reach
KrNRiCeBoi29 (11:28:19 PM): and hes like, joe right?
XTreme Skater777 (11:28:25 PM): hahaha
KrNRiCeBoi29 (11:28:27 PM): HAHA
KrNRiCeBoi29 (11:28:28 PM): damn it
KrNRiCeBoi29 (11:28:29 PM): i lost you
XTreme Skater777 (11:28:48 PM): haha
XTreme Skater777 (11:28:50 PM): you dick
XTreme Skater777 (11:28:51 PM): hahaha
KrNRiCeBoi29 (11:28:57 PM): damn
(Yeah, theres no way in Hell I'm changing the names on that one ... *yawn* night everyone. <3)

5/30/05 (Dang it's been a while ...)

Angelo: *sigh* What was I thinking to ask YOU about hw

Ashley R: Did you know a bear hug translates to an Osso hug?! hahahaha ewwwwwww

Robby: Dude, I hate stairs
Robby: My house needs a grav lift

Avi: My love! sup biatch!

Avi: Dude, your profile is like my AIM convos home

Mike: How is my ...cough... lover doing

5/23/05

Tyler: You should have been there! All the guys were hugging and being kind of gay and stuff.
Joe: ... really? =(
Tyler: Just your style
Joe: ......................
Tyler: :-)

Avi: Yeah, but dude ... If chicks like it, and I like chicks, then therefore I like it.
(I hope no one else will get it, but ... WOOOOW AVI. WOW. Now This is what my sister wrote when she saw that in my profile ...)
Michelle: Does that mean girls like gay guys? or is he trying to say he's gay? Because then you can have a bf!
(...)

5/19/05

Wesley: Hey Joe ... leave Mary alone, she's supposed to be doing homework right now ...
(now switch to the Mary/Joe im)
Joe: MARY! DO YOUR HW!
Mary: damn that wes
Joe: <4 u too
Mary: *sigh* <4
Joe: you shoulda said "screw that wes"
Joe: I might've oblige--- HW! GO! NOW! <4

5/18/05

Shivu: anyone who has their computer break right now is screwed. The can't get it fixed for about a good week. star wars is like a national holiday for the nerd nation.

Ashley R: I think you should be Britney Spears for Halloween =D

Avinash: Like how long? 1 or 2 miles?
Joe: hmm
Joe: probably something easy
Avinash: YES!
Joe: like, 4 or 5 miles
Avinash: me no run wel--- ... WTF
Avinash: U CRAZY BITCH

Avi: kedar_gym
Avi: you sure?
Joe: hahahhaha. I'll knock him senseless if I need to. We needa give him a chest.
(we love you keddy!)

Avi: hahaha, two in one day = I'M AWESOME
(merry xmas! =D)

Mike: So
Joe: Yo
Mike: when are we gonna hook up?
Joe: WTF
Joe: hahahahhahahahahahahaha
Mike: what, you don't want to?
(That's Mike Yi btw)

Robby: You could always pretend that you were raised by wolves and have a story that features a variety of growls.

5/17/05

Joe: Do you have any Persian in you?
Dan: I wish I did.
Dan: ...
Dan: OMG ... did I just say that?!

Angelo: u think if i write about breaking my cousins nose with a light saber is believable?
Me: Hahahahahhaha DO IT! DUDE! hahahahha
Angelo: heres line 1
Angelo: A long, long time ago, in a state far, far away, an epic event was unfolding which ended in a tragic fashion

Kyle: absolutely
Kyle: not
(Wow ... THanks for putting me on a head trip there ... lol)

Me: I know, sheesh. Why couldn't one of us have been a girl?
Dan: ... joe. Don't Go There.
Joe: DUDE! You know it's true.
Dan: ... i guess. But I wouldn't dwell upon that.
Dan: I'm not getting a sex change.

Me: hey aaryn ... you know ... we could be friends with benefits ... O:-)
Aaryn: hahaha shame on you joe! haha it hasn't even been 5 min
Me: Damn ... you're right ... I went back to hitting on you in like ... 30 seconds ...

5/16/05

Michelle: wow seriously
Joe: what
Michelle: you and your friends
Joe: my profile?
Michelle: have the best conversations
Michelle: I love it ROFL

Biruke: You know I finished the run right?
(80 LAPS ON THE TRACK!! I LOVE BIRUKE!)

Kyle: I fucking heart Joe. <9 to the extreme
Joe: But that's like ... making out for a week ...
Kyle: ... two weeks

Shivu: I thought you said baby shopping
Joe: NO YOU IDIOT! BABE SHOPPING!
Joe: LIKE ... BABE = HOTTIE = MIKE JUBE--- ... FEMALES!

For those in the know ... "Jessica Alba" is still awaiting ...

Tue, 17 May 2005 04:34:58 GMT

Anyways, today was interesting. My girlfriend broke up with me, but it was sorta mutual I suppose. I don't want to get TOO detailed, and from all of the people I talked to today (thanks all!) I got many opinions. I'll try to sort it out, but I'm pretty delirious, so we'll see how I do ... The thing is that she really clammed up on me once we started going out. We didn't really have the same relationship as when we were just friends, so it's THAT girl that I liked. So I think what happened was I was going for love, whereas she was infatuated with me. And we sorta hit a few snags, and I was willing to try to work through it, but after talking to her, I finally decided it would be best for both of us if I just cut it. We're still friends though, so everything should be good. Anyways, it was most definetely a great experience, but next time, I need to make sure that it's someone as equally romantic/lovey-dovey as me. =D It's really awesome though, to know that all the stuff I THOUGHT would be all sweet/romantic really is sweet/romantic, plus I picked up a few things (Besides my 94 lb ex ... =D) . So I'm sure I won't have much trouble making my next lady-friend happy. (michael juberg! you are NOT a female!!!!) =P

Conclusion: One Win, One Loss.

HOWEVER ...
I got Kyle Arch to tell me he loves me. And I told Mike Juberg's lady friend (who seems very nice, though I haven't really met her yet ...) that Mike and I are lovers. She didn't really like that apparently, but Mike did, and that's all that matters ... =D. Also, I realized that Kedar has 6th period short day, so I'm gonna have to ditch track to hang out with him. Dan "the hot man" Byun was himself as usual ( that's a good thing. =D) and Robby helped me out so much today, I really can't express my love for him. =D. Umm ... Ashley Roque's awesome, as usual, and good luck tomorrow. Shivu is a total hottie, holy crap. We're so seeing episode 3 whenever you want. =D Kyle's Hoop's B-day was recently, happy b-day! Roger A - good luck buddy! just remember ... confidence! and Umair's gonna have to hang out with me too =D. Alex Gao showed me a bit TOO much love (heart infinity anyone? oh my ... ... I REALLY hope that no one goes that far. That's like ... my love for you will blow up the universe or something ...)

Final Conclusion: 12 Wins, One Loss.
If you ask me, not a bad day, not at all.

P.S. I told sandy to post about himself, we'll see if he does.

Anyways, <3 to everyone, back to APUSH outline. This thing is probably confusing and filled with errors. Hopefully I didn't forget anyone this time ...=D